Stupid sunburned tourist
Just because you are on vacation in the Florida Keys, doesn’t mean you can stay in the sun all day to work on your “tan”.
Why do some people feel the need to light their alcohol on fire. I have heard all sorts of reasons ranging from “it opens the flavor up” to “it looks really cool when you do it”. Either way I am not really a fan of it. I do know some people who are able to light theirs on fire and put it out successfully before drinking it. This is the big thing, you need to put it out BEFORE you drink it tards.
I must have seen a hundred videos of frat boys trying to down a flaming shot, only to have it pour all over themselves and possibly the people around them and endangering the people and furniture in their vicinity. Its one thing if the flair bartender at TGIFridays wants to light a flaming Dr. Pepper to show off for the 30 something year old secretaries having drinks after work, but if you inhale most of your breaths through your mouth you may want to think again.
Some liquors burn almost clear so its nearly impossible to see if they are still on fire and thus may be a bad idea to raise to your lips. So the next time you think about lighting up that shot of grain alcohol and impressing all the KTZ guys with your manly skills, think twice before you end up looking like Rocky Dennis.
Why do some people feel the need to light their alcohol on fire. I have heard all sorts of reasons ranging from “it opens the flavor up” to “it looks really cool when you do …
